Low Definition: Lesser of Two Weevils

Game Show episode 58, posted March 30, 2017.

Low Definition episode 11

''More ridiculous definitions of ridiculous words. We also visit an unexpected man in an unexpected location, do some more Google searches, and borrow a book from a Little Free Library.'' (episode page)

Panelists

 * Host: Steve Lutz
 * Chip Sudderth (winner)
 * Jason Snell
 * Glenn Fleishman
 * Tiffany Arment
 * Brian Hamilton
 * Kathy Campbnell

Listener Scott's word furphy was acknowledged at the beginning of the next episode.

Title Origin
Kathy's submitted definition for round 11.

Words
Players marked with ☹️ were judged to be close enough to the original definition to be awarded three points, with their definitions taken out of play.

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Round 1 - eccaleobion
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Standings:

 * Tiff - 2
 * Jason - 2
 * Brian - 2
 * Chip - 1
 * Glenn - 1
 * Kathy - 0
 * Steve - 0

Round 2 - haenep (from Listener Lewis)
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Standings:

 * Brian - 4
 * Chip - 3
 * Tiff - 2
 * Jason - 2
 * Glenn - 2
 * Kathy - 1
 * Steve - 0

Round 3 - trenail
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Standings:

 * Steve - 6
 * Glenn - 4
 * Brian - 4
 * Chip - 4
 * Kathy - 3
 * Tiff - 3
 * Jason - 2

Round 4 - "Goo Complete Me"
What does Google suggest when you type What if a dinosaur... Show/Hide

Standings:

 * Steve - 12
 * Brian - 5
 * Chip - 5
 * Glenn - 4
 * Kathy - 4
 * Tiff - 4
 * Jason - 4

Round 5 - ushabti
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Standings:

 * Steve - 12
 * Chip - 8
 * Brian - 6
 * Kathy - 6
 * Tiff - 5
 * Glenn - 4
 * Jason - 4

Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - zenzizenzizenzic
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Standings:

 * Steve - 12
 * Chip - 11
 * Brian - 9
 * Kathy - 6
 * Tiff - 6
 * Glenn - 4
 * Jason - 4

Round 7 - "Canada Man"
According to the Penticton Herald, shortly before 2 AM on August 24, 2016, Mounties responded to a call at a Penticton, BC gas station. There they discovered Canada Man, completely naked and pouring milk on his genitals. When questioned, what was the reason Canada Man gave for his bizarre actions? Show/Hide

Standings:

 * Chip - 14
 * Steve - 12
 * Brian - 10
 * Kathy - 7
 * Tiff - 7
 * Jason - 5
 * Glenn - 4

Round 8 - absquatulate
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Standings:

 * Chip - 15
 * Steve - 12
 * Brian - 11
 * Kathy - 8
 * Tiff - 8
 * Jason - 6
 * Glenn - 6

Round 9 - furphy (from Listener Scott)
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Standings:

 * Chip - 16
 * Steve - 12
 * Brian - 11
 * Tiff - 11
 * Kathy - 8
 * Glenn - 8
 * Jason - 7

Round 10 - "Goodwill Reading"
Given the blurb from the back of a random paperback from a local Tiny Library, write the first sentence of the book.

Title: Colonies in Space Author: T. A Heppenheimer

''This is not science fiction. Not a sketchy outline of dim possibilities. Not far-reaching speculation. COLONIES IN SPACE illustrates, with over 100 drawings and diagrams, that livable space colonies can be constructed, and maintained, now. Planetary scientist T. A Heppenheimer covers every aspect of the space colony. From the first way-station, to the luxurious condominium of the future. Its design. Its gravity. Its energy sources. The food supply for its inhabitants. And the special problem - and pleasures - humans will face in a man-created environment. Sooner or later, they will exist. We have all the tools and intelligence at hand.'' Show/Hide

Standings:

 * Chip - 17
 * Steve - 12
 * Brian - 12
 * Tiff - 11
 * Kathy - 10
 * Glenn - 9
 * Jason - 9

Round 11 - yeevil
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Standings:

 * Chip - 19
 * Brian - 14
 * Steve - 12
 * Tiff - 11
 * Kathy - 11
 * Glenn - 10
 * Jason - 10