Low Definition: This Word Sucks

Game Show episode 37, posted May 27, 2016.

Low Definition episode 4

''Hide your kids and dictionaries! It’s time for a return to our game of made-up definitions, this time with some added Googling and romance (noveling).'' (episode page)

Panelists

 * Host: Steve Lutz
 * Philip Mozolak
 * Tiffany Arment
 * David J. Loehr (winner)
 * Erika Ensign
 * Dan Moren
 * Jason Snell

Title Origin
Moze is unhappy with a word and another one.

Words
Definitions highlighted in yellow are considered correct and are awarded 3 points.

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Round 1 - castory
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Standings:

 * Dan - 3
 * David - 3
 * Moze - 2
 * Jason - 1
 * Tiff - 0
 * Erika - 0
 * Steve - 0

Round 2 - finnimbrun (from Listener Alex from New Zealand)
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Standings:

 * Dan - 6
 * David - 5
 * Moze - 3
 * Erika - 2
 * Jason - 1
 * Tiff - 0
 * Steve - 0

Round 3 - burgee
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Standings:

 * Dan - 10
 * David - 8
 * Moze - 5
 * Erika - 2
 * Jason - 1
 * Tiff - 1
 * Steve - 0

Round 4 - Goo complete me
What does Google suggest when you type Why does the Death Star...

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Standings:

 * Dan - 11
 * David - 10
 * Moze - 7
 * Jason - 4
 * Tiff - 3
 * Erika - 2
 * Steve - 0

Round 5 - grogram
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Standings:

 * David - 13
 * Dan - 11
 * Moze - 11
 * Jason - 5
 * Tiff - 4
 * Erika - 2
 * Steve - 0

Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - witzelsucht
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Standings:

 * David - 16
 * Dan - 11
 * Moze - 11
 * Jason - 7
 * Tiff - 6
 * Erika - 3
 * Steve - 0

Round 7 - Goodwill Reading
Given the blurb from the back of a random paperback from the shelf at Goodwill, write the first sentence of the book.

Title: Downright Dangerous Author: Beverly Barton

DOWNRIGHT IRRESISTIBLE!

''She had always been the good girl, putting her family first, never thinking of herself. But now Elsa Leone was a woman on a mission, and her well-meaning attempt to put an end to crime in her town had earned her enemies. Deadly enemies.''

''Enter Rafe Devlin, top-notch bodyguard and just about as bad as a man can be. Or so he said. But the moment Elsa saw the tender lover beneath the hard-bodied protector, she knew the stakes had just gotten higher. Because if letting Rafe into her lonely life was trouble, loving him was downright dangerous...''

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Standings:

 * David - 17
 * Dan - 11
 * Moze - 11
 * Jason - 9
 * Tiff - 9
 * Erika - 4
 * Steve - 0

Round 8 - borborygmus (from listener Troy)
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Standings:

 * David - 19
 * Moze - 14
 * Dan - 13
 * Jason - 12
 * Tiff - 9
 * Erika - 7
 * Steve - 0